thetittysheriff:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

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roughrimjob:

If I have a daughter, I will name her Stacy. I will be Stacy’s mom. And I will have it going on.

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gallium-knight:

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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anus:

sometimes when i take selfies on my phone im like “omg i actually look kinda nice” and then it does it’s thing where it flips over and then i’m just like

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rawritsvivienle:

how about you like me back

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disneymagicman:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

Stop it! Thursday….

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tastefullyoffensive:

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chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

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